MAWNDO - THE THIRST MUTILATOR
MAWNDO, the thirst mutilator! It's like a SANDCRAWLER you can POUR into your FACE! It's got ELECTROLYTES! What are eLECtrolytes??? I don't know but they're EXtremely AWesome and Mawndo is FULL of them! And they help PLANTS grow which is why you should drink MAWNDO and not water because water is from the REFRESHERS and I've never seen MOTHER JUNGLE grow out of a REFRESHER! It's got SOOGA, SUPER EXTRA sooga, and FIVE kinds of spice which makes it deLICIOUS and much better than other energy drinks that are NOT DElicious. Drinking it will make you wonder why you haven't ever CRUSHED A BANTHA SKULL with your BARE hands. But you won't have to because you already know that Mawndo TASTES how that would FEEL which is like having SEX with a BULK freighter in a STARport.
